Fez spills his Hollywood Sex Secrets
 

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THAT '70S SHOW star WILMER VALDERRAMA spilled all regarding his Hollywood conquests during an appearance on shock jock HOWARD STERN'S morning radio program yesterday (27MAR06). Among his revelations were that LINDSAY LOHAN was one of the best girl's he's ever had slept with, ASHLEE SIMPSON was loud in bed and he rated JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT an "eight" out of ten when it came to sex.

The actor talked about his sexual prowess in detail, claiming that he has been with two women at once and also engaged in anal sex with a famous actress, who he refused to name.

The star discussed dating singer/actress MANDY MOORE, whom he met when she guest starred on his hit show, saying they were each other's "first loves".

Valderrama claims he is "blessed" when it comes to c0ck size, clocking in at "slightly bigger" than eight inches. Rock
He also revealed that he has videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, but erased the tapes to keep them from being linked on the internet.
28/03/2006 02:45


-------- Why did he feel that he needed to tell Howard this?

Re: Fez spills his Hollywood Sex Secrets
 

If I banged all those famous chicks, I'd buy a superbowl ad slot and broadcast it to the world.

-Rudey

Guys, is Jennifer Love Hewitt just all about the boobage?

She can't act, she's annoying and not that pretty. I don't get it.

Maybe Ashlee was loud because someone turned up the prerecorded vocal track too far.

-33
--Ha ha I got to tell the Ashlee lip sync joke first!!

:rolleyes: :eek: He sounds mlutty/mimbo/himboish :rolleyes: :eek:

Lol, Fez is the new Fred Durst. Career is pretty much over, so have to resort to talking about sex with famous people.

Ummm she's skinny and has awesome knockers, plus she looks like the girl next door. And she always plays these neurotic girls which makes her hot.

-Rudey

Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. I like it. :D

Ummmm

She is hot and has big boobs.

If you don't think she is pretty then you need to post a picture of yourself so I can say, " DAMN 33girl is SO FINE!"

I guess Ashlee never got the promise ring from Papa Joe.

I think that's part of the marketing the sisters as opposites...the whole Sugar & Spice kind of thing.

haha that's funny.

actually Ashlee has never claimed that she got that same "deal". She never wanted it to be known whether she was a virgin or not b/c she didnt' want to go through all the "so you're a virgin" talk her sister did.

While Wilmer is entertaining he's slowly on his way to hasbeen-hood. Talking about your sexual conquests, esp. with H. Stern just seems tacky and low class. Now granted, the guys on the board probably think that's hot, but it just seems like Wilmer's not going to get any poon for a while from anyone famous after comments like that, even if he does have big junk.

When we lived in our old house, we had a female neighbor who never, ever wore a bra. And her girls were swinging somewhere near hip level. Mr. KR said once that he'd always thought it'd be cool to have a neighbor who didn't own a bra, but the reality of it was pretty nightmarish.

Kind of offtopic; but thought I'd share.

Yes. What else is there?



The real mystery of life question is, what do all these women see in a 5'5 brokeback actor named Wilmer who can't outact Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher?

I had to put my head down at my desk b/c I was laughing so hard and people asked me if I was okay.

That is seriously the post of the day.