The new lows of chain mail
 

just when I thought that these messages couldn't get any idiotic I open this bad boy. I think a twelve year old is the culprit.

Hi. My name is Kimi. It's too late now. You shouldn't have opened this bulletin, but since you did you will die tonight if you dont keep reading. Well, I'm 19. I don't have eye lashes and I dont have a nose. Pretty if you ask me. I also like your bed. I fit under it. Actually, i'm always under there you just dont know it; and tonight.. When you go to bed im going to crawl under the covers and stare into your eyes. And when you wake up, I will scream at you then I'll stab you. You think its a joke? No. You are very poorly mistaken. However, if you repost this in 23 seconds with the title '''DUDE READ THIS! ITS REALLLLLY WEIRD!''', you'll be safe and I will leave you and your bed alone! Hurry you only have 1 minute

Hi. My name is Kimi. It's too late now. You shouldn't have opened this bulletin, but since you did you will die tonight if you dont keep reading. Well, I'm 19. I don't have eye lashes and I dont have a nose. Pretty if you ask me. I also like your bed. I fit under it. Actually, i'm always under there you just dont know it; and tonight.. When you go to bed im going to crawl under the covers and stare into your eyes. And when you wake up, I will scream at you then I'll stab you. You think its a joke? No. You are very poorly mistaken. However, if you repost this in 23 seconds with the title '''DUDE READ THIS! ITS REALLLLLY WEIRD!''', you'll be safe and I will leave you and your bed alone! Hurry you only have 1 minute



Haha! it's gotta count if i repost it in the same thread

Am I sick? I thought that letter was hilarious. Some people need a hobby.

Edited to fix spelling

I need to forward that onto all the people who wont quit f'n spam mailing me. I finally had to explain to my future mother in law to back the hell off that it was getting on my nerves. (okay I was nice about it, but she hasnt sent any in a while)....