Northwestern to put condoms in dorm vending machines
 

Northwestern to put condoms in dorm vending machines

The thinking is that some students are too embarrassed to get their protection from a campus health services worker. “We wanted to find a way for the condoms not to pass through an intermediary,” says a student. (Daily Northwestern)

Is this story from like 1983?

I thought condoms in vending machines were standard at this point. I mean, if you need it then and there, the health center will probably be closed.

Several years ago, our Grand International President said that she would rather see a condom machine in every ADPi house than hear of one ADPi dying of AIDS.

Make your pledges carry them. When you need them they are there.

Isn't everyone who goes to Northwestern a dork? Do they even know how to have sex?


They should have these at UCSB or Chico St. or something

Michael Wilbon is NOT a dork...he sits across from one.

Is he that fat guy with thick glasses on that stupid ESPN show?

Nope...he's a skinny bald guy without glasses.

I actually kind of like Kornheiser, although I like Wilbon better.

They had them in your school?

The only place I've seen a condom vending machine was in a dive bar.

-Rudey

Yeah, me too. The vending machines in our dorms all had Trojans in them. Except on the weekends. :p

it's not one like THAT, silly.

They're in w/ the candy bars and such.

-33
--RIP the Beehive who had bowls in their vending machine.

You had bowls in your vending machine? Like for ganj???

And I would rather not purchase a peppermint patty next to some pervert with dirty hands. Nobody ever goes "I'm gonna go buy a jimmy hat as soon as I get into the dorm". The dude is about to hit it, realizes he doesn't have one, or she complains, and then he runs out looking for one.

So yes, I don't want my peppermint patties coming from the same machine or next to a machine with weird smells and germs.

-Rudey
--And York peppermint patties are delicious.

Not in our school machine, at a bar over by Pitt. Yes, like for ganj.

LOL, when I was at Platteville there was a condom machine in our laundry room.

Is your imaginary dude buying condoms from the machine or is he humping it?