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Emory's Phoenix Plan
My AEPi Emory friend has gotten a letter from his chapter (beginning, of course, with the usual "It has been many years since you have heard from us" - this even has "It" misspelled).
The AEPi Emory chapter died in 1994, and the eyesore chapter house, with asbestos and lead paint problems, was demolished, with Emory forgiving a $165,000 mortgage. The revived (in 1999) chapter had the largest campus pledge class in Jan. 2005. Emory is willing to build the chapter a $2.7 - $3 mil house (19 2-man rooms, kitchen serving 100, elevator, wired) on Greek Row, under the Phoenix Plan: Emory would own the house and lot, collect the residents' rent, inspect the house monthly, and do all repairs; alumni and ugs have to raise $300,000 (10%) for furniture. Emory can rent out the house summers for conference visitors, and the income is used for decorating and repairs. "AEPi is the only National Fraternity with a Jewish identity," it says, and the new house would include a Kosher Pantry. Sounds like a pretty decent plan, and hope the ugs and alums can raise the $300,000. Send your check to Box 20037, Atlanta 30325. |
Pardon Me.
Let Me take som Dokolax and S**t my Brains OUt!:rolleyes: Well actually hoosier, We all have the sme problems in GLO Life!:( So is this supposed to be New Information?:confused: :rolleyes: |
Re: Emory's Phoenix Plan
It's an impressive chapter.
Emory seems very encouraging of Greek life. Now if we could get that darned Senate bill passedin the next couple months by some miracle. -Rudey Quote:
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My personal Phonenix Plan is to carry around blast charges, grain alcohol, rope, and a net everywhere I go in case one of the mythical beasts suprises me. I can then stun it with the blast charge, lasso it to the ground, and secure it with a net, then drink the grain alcohol and drag the beast to a zoo where I can sell it for more blast charges, grain alcohol, rope, and nets.
I think its wise that Emory has adopted a backup plan to handle mythical beasts. I think their next step should be handling unicorns. |
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