St. Pete Times' 2005 Sour Orange Awards
 

This is awesome.

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Some highlights:

A YORKSHIRE TERRIER! AHHHH!

A Naples woman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for killing her neighbor's chihuahua with a shotgun, telling the dog's owner she was horribly frightened by the 2-pound dog.

LAWYER JOKE.

A Monroe County prosecutor who had been drinking thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car. He jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.

THIS YEAR'S WILE E. COYOTE AWARD.

A 79-year-old Hallandale Beach woman received only minor injuries after she was left dangling when a drawbridge opened as she walked across it.