Corny Pick Up Lines
 

I once had a guy in high school tell me that I was more beautiful than a tarantula. Obviously that was quite the compliment.

I'm coping and pasting for a mysapce msg I just got: just wondering how could u be so beatyfull, do u know that is ilegal? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Hey are you on Facebook?" And I'm 7 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Why should that matter? Heck, was he hot?

Haha I just didn't expect to get hit on when I'm obviously pregnant. He was ok looking, but I'm engaged;)

ok, these are more rude than corny but i just felt like venting

twice, i've gotten "phat ass" :rolleyes: as in "damn, girl, you got a PHAT ass" and "girl, don't lose that phat ass"

i know they weren't saying "fat ass" but it still doesn't sound like a compliment


another time, some guy just yelled out at me "YO, YO, I'll give you five bucks if you give me a blowjob" needless to say, i walked away


I don't get these guys. Like, are there actually girls out there that respond to these type of comments? With corny lines, I can see a fraction of the girls being like "ok, he's corny but it's kinda cute". But what does a guy hope to accomplish with rude comments, other than showing everybody what an asshole he is? I wonder if any of the guys here can provide any insight into this kind of behavior.

ok, ok, end of rant. thanks for letting me vent.

I'm a straight female, and I admit I've done this to other women when I was younger and very immature. I hitted on other women for the sole reason of offending them. Most of these women I knew, but weren't necessarily friends with. I knew these certain girls were very prudish and uptight. It was funny watching them squirm and getting all pissy.

I actually thought this was sort of cute/creative. A friend told this to me one night.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

umm...I don't know.

"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm...."

That's kinda cute!

While walking past a bus stop in downtown Milwaukee..."Yo baby your ass is flyer than a 747!"

Corny Pick Up Lines
 

Wait until the waitress returns back to the table and toss your menu on the floor. Politely ask her to step on the menu and when she does tell her that your friend has told you that you can have anything on the menu you'd like.

http://www.cogulus.com/blog/images/b/brick_tamland.jpg

Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!

I remember someone said to me, "Hey baby, you ever experienced a white guy before?":rolleyes: