Top 7 Christmas T-shirts from The Onion:
 

Christmas T-shirts from The Onion:

I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am

I'm a Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet

I'm Getting Pretty Good at Masturbating

I'm Like A Chocoholic But For Booze

If The Heat Doesn't Kill the Elderly I Will

Is This What Passes for an Ironic T-shirt

You Learn Something New and Depressing Every Day

$16.99 each

Hysterical. I love The Onion. Hoosier, did you see the article about the online college banning the online fraternity? If you can see the pics that go with it - Good Lord, that there's funny.