Phi Sigma Mu
 

There's been discussion of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim GLOs, but nothing dedicated to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Therefore I'm starting a new GLO called Phi Sigma Mu. All are welcome to come forward to be touched by His noodly appendage.
Another thread discussed tattoos, and you may be wondering whether those would be a problem. The answer is no. "Tattoo" may have 3 Ts, but "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" has 4. Phi Sigma Mu encourages all members to seek noodly tattoos.

How can You be so degrading to Kansans with Your Posts?:mad: ;) :D

Where is the fourth T? Or is that TTTT as In PPP!:)

Mmmm, I think I'll be cooking spaghetti for dinner tonight.

Pizza!:D

Will it be possible to join this GLO in addition to a national social fraternity? If so, then consider GMU a colony.

Well as you can see by my location, I've already been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and have been working hard at converting others to Pastafarianism.

"The flying spagheTTi monsTer"

Yes, we welcome members of all GLOs. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will be pleased to extend his noodly presence to GMU.

Kansas degrades itself by refusing to acknowledge Him.

Also, the state of Kansas tolerates Fred Phelps. I can't say that I approve.

Pastafarians are encouraged to eat all types of pasta, even fettucine. But it especially pleases the noodly master when people eat spaghetti.

pastafarian, should I take the time to make meatballs, or should I go vegetarian and simply throw in some kalamata olives?

Although Phi Sigma Mu will be extremely inclusive, we do not plan to extend a bid to Fred Phelps.
http://www.godhatesphelps.org/

Re: Phi Sigma Mu
 

lol!

If you're in the mood for marinara sauce, I think that meatballs would be the way to go. Otherwise, kalamata olives might go well with olive oil, garlic, and parmesan cheese.

His exalted noodliness smiles upon you.