Sad but true...
 

WAYNE COUNTY FRIEND OF THE COURT UPDATE

Custody Hearing in Detroit

Detroit, MI. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Detroit courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

no it isnt true...it is a joke...you can replace the Detroit Lions with any pro or college sports team. I have seen that exact thing used for several other teams as well

A "choose your own RC post":

Luckily, the child is now a ward of the Detroit Lions, where he'll never be exposed to such sick people. Thank God.

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Phyllis.. it's a joke!

Here are some more that my brother just sent me...

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
>Bowl?
>
>A: The Detroit Lions.
>
>Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
>
>A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
>
>Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
>
>A: Put up goal posts.
>
>Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
>
>A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
>
>Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
>
>A: A thief.
>
>Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
>
>A: Because then Detroit would want one.
>
>Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
>
>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
>Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
>
>A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
>
>Q: What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
>
>A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

I love matt millen but the he should have gotten the can not Mooch.

Poor Cody and big Mike Williams. :(


That is why I am praying Reggie doesn't go to either Detroit nor green bay.

Somebody sent me that joke the other day, but it was the Aggies instead of the Lions! Funny stuff!