The WTFreak Invention of 2005: The P-Mate
 

It has always been my philosophy that a woman doesn't have to pee standing up to prove that she is equal to a man.

Well the women have clearly refuted that philosophy--literally.

Introducing, the P-Mate, a device where women can now pee standing up. Rather than have me describe the item, I'll just post the links and let you peruse them at your leisure

Official P-Mate website

Gizmag Article on the P-Mate (with pics) (warning: there are numerous pics of women doing "the unthinkable").

As Bill Bellamy and Bernie Mac said in "Who's The Man":

THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END! UMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMM!