Worst Pick Up Lines
 

So going out this weekend made me realize that there are some people that actually use horrible pick up lines. Here are two of my favorite from the night.

1. So Lt Sunday (I was wearing a flight suit with a name tag that said Sunday. My call sign) what happens on a Saturday in Austin?

2. Does my cologne mix with my natural sent?

For some reason, I hate the "Hey, you look like you're having fun!" Well, no $hit. :p

Since you mentioned Halloween, I thought I would throw in mine from this weekend. I was a police officer.

1. One guy came up and said that he was underage and was I going to arrest him. I said no.

2. Three of the guys dressed as Chipendale dancers asked (at seperate times) if I was going to arrest them for indecent exposure. :rolleyes:

Last year, I was dressed as a nurse.

3. One guy grabbed his crotch and said, "I have a headache." Eww.

4. "I need a nurse, I have a broken heart." To which I replied, "Sorry sweetie, I don't fix them I only break them." Equally as cheesy I know, but it got him to go away. :p

Another cheesy reply:

You ought to have a show on TV, but "The Biggest Loser" is already taken.

Hahaha!!!! I will keep that one in mind for the weirdos downtown. :p

One time I told a girl she'd make a perfect second wife . . . she did not think this was compliment

That's kind of like, "You look just like my next girlfriend."

Hi little girl. Could you help me find my puppy.

Or the non-pedophile form:

"Hi, I lost my puppy, will you help me find it? I think it's in the back seat of your car." :p

I was wearing a striped shirt and a guy said:
"Stripes are my favorite color"
:rolleyes:

Awesome.:D

This one I think is actually clever, though I doubt I could ever say it with a straight face.

"That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."

Nah, not really - see, "you look just like my next girlfriend" is retarded on two levels:

1 - "next" apparently sounds like "ex" - holy crap batman, it's a pun? Die.

2 - Arrogance is apparently good with girls, so why not be a pretentious prick about it, amirite?

Whereas mine was more like just lunacy - I mean, who wants to be a second wife? Why would I even say that? obviously, I was just being a dick, since there's no chance it would be successful . . .

Oh, I believe you're right. I just think they kinda sound the same. ;)

You can call me Fred Flinestone cause I can make your Bedrock


Got a 'little' tipsy once and used that, I think I got slapped int he face...