What's Your Fortune?
 

What's Your Fortune?

Your Fortune Is

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Baseball got it all wrong ? man with four balls cannot walk.

Your Fortune Is

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Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

(Oh, my... ;) )

This is just wrong!

Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Geez. :rolleyes:

"just because men have one doesn't mean they need to be one"

liking the fortune cookie teller!

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in the basement.

Your Fortune Is

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Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.