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getlifted 10-15-2005 08:20 PM

Names that make you want to ask "why?"
 
I'm sure most of us have encountered them... names you just can't help but shake your head at. Whether the person with the name was black, white, hispanic, etc., list some of the "unique" names you have come across.

I'll start:

Pebbles
ShaCarolyn
Praise God , sp? (seriously, a person who works with my mom)
Aquanisha
Verushkah (ver- oosh- kah)
Sacajawea, sp? (remember learning about her in elementary school)
Tequilla
Sparkle Diamond-Potts
Emperess & Princess (sisters)
Mister
Black
Lacreesha
Lajuana

AchtungBaby80 10-16-2005 11:32 AM

My friend was telling me about a kid her husband has in his class. The kid's name is--get this--Holden Woodcock. But wait, it gets better...his middle name is Andrew, so his name is Holden A. Woodcock! :p The other kids in the class haven't caught on yet apparently, but I say just give them time...

carnation 10-16-2005 11:49 AM

Sorry for the crash but: Reptipilis :eek:

Jill1228 10-16-2005 11:52 AM

I was looking at the cover of Parade magazine for today and some woman was holding her daughter "Ikea"

Dude, WTF...you named your kid Ikea? Did you conceive her in the middle of the showroom floor???? :eek:

aephi alum 10-16-2005 02:01 PM

I went to high school with someone named Sunshine. I'm not sure if it was her legal name - she was listed on the rolls as "Laura (Sunshine) Lastname".

There's a big Asian population at my school. In a few cases, there were students with names that I'm sure mean something nice in Chinese or Korean or whatever, but in English, not so much. For example: Lik Mi and Fruk Woo. They were teased mercilessly :(

A coworker told me recently that friends of hers had a baby not too long ago. The name they had picked out for a boy, was Kandam (sp?). Yes, pronounced exactly like "condom". My coworker talked them out of it...

Azul 10-16-2005 02:02 PM

Dude, WTF...you named your kid Ikea? Did you conceive her in the middle of the showroom floor???? :eek:

Thanks Jill,
I now I have coffee all over my keyboard from LMAO

UofISigKap 10-16-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jill1228
Dude, WTF...you named your kid Ikea? Did you conceive her in the middle of the showroom floor???? :eek:
Nah, Target was too common of a name so they went the European route. ;)

aephi alum 10-16-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UofISigKap
Nah, Target was too common of a name so they went the European route. ;)
They could have been classy and named the kid Target, pronounced "Tar-zhay" ...

carnation 10-16-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aephi alum
There's a big Asian population at my school. In a few cases, there were students with names that I'm sure mean something nice in Chinese or Korean or whatever, but in English, not so much. For example: Lik Mi and Fruk Woo. They were teased mercilessly :(
My oldest graduated with a boy whose name was pronounced "Chew My Dong". A professor here is named Long Wang.

skeephisticated 10-16-2005 04:14 PM

rediculous names
 
:( :mad: :Yeah I feel you on the "KRAZY" names. Well hear a just a few to add to the list.

A miracle to be blessed

Orangello and Lemongello ( lemon jello and orange jello)


Dymond instead of Diamond

Pardice instead of Paradise her sister 's name is Destiny

Lexus not alexus all sisters
Mercedeez " "
Porsha " "

Devin pronoused Davon
Davion
Tremonte

abcde pronounsed absentde

skeephisticated 10-16-2005 04:15 PM

rediculous names
 
:( :mad: :Yeah I feel you on the "KRAZY" names. Well here are just a few to add to the list.

A miracle to be blessed

Orangello and Lemongello ( lemon jello and orange jello)


Dymond instead of Diamond

Pardice instead of Paradise her sister 's name is Destiny

Lexus not alexus all sisters
Mercedeez " "
Porsha " "

Devin pronoused Davon
Davion
Tremonte

abcde pronounsed absentde

irishpipes 10-16-2005 05:16 PM

My husband's old high school girlfriend has a son named Reed Slick. I'm sure he won't be a porn star when he grows up.

Confucius 10-16-2005 05:58 PM

LOL
 
Now this is a funny thread!!!

Just remember to stay away from Boniva, Ciarra, Cialus, Viagra etc. any other name that could be mistaken for grandma's medication.

tinydancer 10-16-2005 07:04 PM

Working in public education lets you hear a lot of unusual names. I think my favorite was:

Uniroyal

Jill1228 10-16-2005 09:16 PM

I just told Mr. 1228 about the Ikea name. His reply:
"does she come in a box with a lot of pieces? Is assembly required?"

Here is another sign of child abuse: naming your kid LaTrine...Hello do ya know what a latrine is?


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