One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other ...
 

"Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants," Ananova.com reports:

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection._._._.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing [sic] of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

That's certainly enough to make a stereophile out of us.

I really hope this is a joke. Something from the Onion?

Also, implants aren't really permanent are they? The saline ones have to be re-done every 10 years or something don't they? :confused:

wow.

Uh...why?

Where are the pictures of boobies in this thread?

wouldn't it just be easier to get an ipod?

Only if you had really big breasts to start with.

-Rudey

I'm sorry you didn't have time to read the 14th and 15th words of the post.

"Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants," Ananova.com reports:

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