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A few things for you to think about!

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
> > >thought about;
> > >
> > >Can you cry under water?
> > >
> > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> > >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> > >
> > >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
> > >
> > >Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
> > >
> > >Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
> > >"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
> > >
> > >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> > >buried in for
> >eternity?
> > >
> > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > >
> > >What disease did cured ham actually have?
> > >
> > >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> > >be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > >
> > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> > >up like every two hours?
> > >
> > >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > >
> > >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
> > >
> > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> > >
> > >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> > >binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> > >
> > >How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
> > >Miss America?
> > >
> > >Why do doctors leave the room while you
> >change? They're going to
> > >see you naked anyway.
> > >
> > >If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
> > >
> > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
> > >
> > >Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
> > >
> > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> > >squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
> > >
> > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> > >horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > >
> > >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> > >
> > >When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell
> > >you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your
> > >license, are you going to be smiling?
> > >
> > >If Jimmy cracks corn and
> >no one cares, why is there a stupid song
> > >about him?
> > >
> > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> > >
> > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
> > >coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> > >
> > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
> > >don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> > >
> > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> > >They're both dogs!
> > >
> > >What do you call male ballerinas?
> > >
> > >Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
> > >
> > >If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> > >didn't he just buy dinner?
> > >
> > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> > >vegetables, what is baby oil made
> >from?
> > >
> > >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
> > >morons?!
> > >
> > >
> > >Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> > >
> > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > >tune?
> > >
> > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> > >
> > >
> > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
> > >but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> > >
> > >
> > >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
> > >at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
> > >the window?
> > >
> > >Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
> > >place?
> > >
> > >
I thought that you and everyone else would enjoy this!

Serioussigma22:)