Avast Ye! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
 

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Grab your grog, fetch your lusty wench or your Jolly Roger and start the celebratin'.

While chained to me desk, I'm enterin' the spirit of th' day by givin' a listen t' "Pirates of Penzance" and "Pirates of the Caribbean."

Or perchance you'd rather pass along some pirate jokes -- A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!" -- or practice your pirate pickup lines.

Allow me to be the first to post the funniest pirate joke ever....

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."

:)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?




ARRRRRRRRRRgyle.

yea

ever since last year (when I was made aware), I've been looking forwad to this day for a very long time.....

only I was looking forward to hearing the entire ride of Pirates of the Caribbean...but alas my dj forgot it at his house in tucson.....

argh!

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Arrrr...

(sorry that's the best I could do... really...)

If you go to www.americangreetings.com you can send ecard for "Talk like a Pirate" Day!!!!!

Some of these guys give the term "hook up" a whole new meaning.

And not a good one.

Well shivver me timbers.

Click below to find yer pirate name! Post yer findings or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. YARRRR!!!
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm

I be "Lord Cruikshank"!!

I'm Black Cloud.... I don't like that. :(

Just call me "Devil Dan."

Dan?

<--------- Iron Jack Kidd

<----- Vicious Ned the Ripper

For some reason....

Mad Ned The Executioner

or if I do my net name:
The magnificant nose

I kinda like my nose.....so I think we will go with that one