If you could ask a celebrity anything what would you say?
 

If you could tell or ask a celebrity/athlete/etc anything what would you say to them?

I would like to ask Mariah Carey: Why are you so afraid of getting older? Let you're voice speak for you. Why try to compete with the younger female artists by trying to dress so revealing? With your voice you are going to be around a lot longer than many of the current female artists. Less is not more.

I would ask Britney Spears: WTF were you thinking when you married Kevin? You probably could have had any guy in the world and you chose the raunchiest, dirtiest guy you could find to knock you up.

EW!

to any celeb:"why do you get upset when papparazzi follow you, or gossip is spread about you, but you live your life out there, by going out to the hot clubs where you will be spotted, make out at restaurants to call attention to yourself or do other stupid stuff?

Hugh Hefner: Can I have a bunny for Christmas?

I'd ask the guy in the Paris Hilton video if he actually FELT something the entire time.

Shit, even an F-14 looks small flying into the Grand Canyon......

I'd ask Alec Baldwin why he hasn't moved to Canada yet.

OH SNAP!!!!!

Id ask Angelina Jolie for head. :D

I'll asked Britney Spears if she enjoys dirty sanchez.

Never mind the sanchez, does she enjoy the donkey punch, the strawberries and cream, and the white pearls?

We all know them two are freaky...so shit....