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The "I Believe" Thread
I did a search and could not find a thread like this. So, in this thread we will post the things we truly believe in...
I shall start: *I believe that women who weigh 300 pounds should not be allowed to wear spandex. *I believe that any soccer mom who uses the term "Bling-Bling" in a sentence should be flogged repeatedly. *I believe that there's a special place in hell for people who abuse animals and children. *I believe that there's a special place in hell for movie executives who try to remake/capitalize on old tv shows. (Hello, Bewitched & Dukes of Hazzard producers and actors, I am talking to YOU!) *I believe that this season's Surreal Life is just trashy and stupid. |
I believe that Tippiechick is right about everything she listed.
I believe that people who don't understand that a green light means go should not be allowed to drive. I believe that there are many many people in the world that need to be taught about personal hygene. |
I believe I can fly.
C'mon guys, you knew SOMEBODY was going to say it.... |
I believe that bicycle shorts should only be worn by those riding a bicycle. It should never ever be fashionable to wear them in public unless you are riding a bicycle.
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ditto everything so far.
also i believe there's a time and a place to show off your piercings. i believe the perfect workshoe hasn't been made yet. i believe excessive grease is a bit evil. |
I believe that the person that dumped a 3 month old kitten still alive and trapped in a carrier in the dumpster should rot in hell and die a slow death
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I believe that all religous fanatics will be greatly disappointed when they die.
I believe that there's a cure for AIDS out there and that pharmaceutical companies and governments are covering it up. I believe that one day our government will control everything directly. And lastly, men are smarter than women. :D |
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.
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I believe the children are our future...
DigitalAngel - THAT's wat I thought somebody was going to say - I suppose that shows our age difference...:) |
I believe Tippiechick is wrong about 300 lb women wearing spandex.
I believe that number should be lowered to 200lbs. Also coming from a plus size woman, I believe that larger women shouldn't have massive amounts of cleavage unless they are properly tanned. Because I believe that their veins and stretch marks are disgusting to display in public. I believe Dawson was only super hot in Varsity Blues and that he was a total tool in Dawson's Creek. I believe that I should be making the same amount of money as the manager at my workplace because she decided to take a week off work, leaving me to work everyday, 8 hours a day, 10 days in a row. I believe that one day my parents will let me have the puppy of my dreams, or I'll be moving out as soon as I've saved the money. I believe the lady on my bowling league should wear a bra under her tank top instead of just a halter top bikini. I also believe she should wear longer shorts to prevent the blindness in all of our fellow leaguers eyes after seeing her ass cheeks hanging out all night. I believe that everyone in the bowling alley should thank the management for getting ass cheeks' white trash husband to button up his shirt. I believe it's funny as hell that the bartender there calls them the "deliverance family". |
I believe that Spandex should really just not be worn by anyone. So not cute.
I believe that turning lanes are there to PREVENT you from stopping in the middle of the highway and turning, not to just look pretty and yellow. I believe that Gilmore Girls is excellent. I believe that August 23rd and September 8th cannot come fast enough, because the OC is an addiction. I believe that porcelain skin is very pretty, and will look even prettier when I don't have skin cancer. I believe that being Irish, German, Dutch, and Scottish has given me the ability to drink grown men/frat boys under the table...or maybe I'm just lucky. I believe that people who won't shut up when you are talking should get a time-out. I believe that McDonald's, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Wal-Mart, and Microsoft are all teaming up to take over the world. |
I believe that NO ONE, regardless of size, should wear spandex, because spandex is just not cool.
I believe ALL women can be be sexy and they don't have to walk around half naked to do it. I believe that young girls should not dress like dime store hookers and the parents that let them should be beaten repeatedly with my shoe. I believe that men who talk about how good they are in bed really aren't. I believe that if you can afford to go to the movies you can afford a babysitter. I believe that women have always been and always will be smarter. |
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Thats a crock of shit. Its true sometimes but with those guys you can usually tell because of they way they brag....but with guys like me, we just don't give a fuck. The way we go is like "yea, I busted her pussy all up." Understand? |
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I believe that the next presidential election will see at least one woman candidate, possibly the victor.
I believe that 39 is too dang old to still be living with mommy and daddy and wondering why no one wants to marry you. (sorry, random rant there) I believe that their is one true love for everyone out there. I believe California is too far away from Montreal for a serious long distance relationship. I believe that being overweight is detrimental to your health and emotional well being. Ditto the spandex comment. I believe that anyone can do anything they set their mind to. I believe that their is eternal life after death and there are only two choices for that eternal destination. |
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