Not-so-cool Stuff You've Done
 

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Sat in chocolate milk.

Cleaned up a lot of puke and crap when I worked at a pool.

Worse - I was wearing my Jordache jeans.

I took a permanent marker to some playground equipment... and proceeded to write a bunch of stuff about some of my classmates.

My class went there 3 days later.

I was sitting in my car with a friend one day talking about how perfect it was for my convertible and saying "I just want to sit out here and never leave" and as soon as I finished that sentence a bird shit all over us.

Talk about timing.

Re: Not-so-cool Stuff You've Done
 

Going grocery shopping is not-so-cool? I like grocery shopping. Oh well.

*Found bugs in muffin mix
*Threw up all over myself and the library floor when I was in first grade.
*Majored in communications :mad:
*Been fired for a very shady reason. There were dirty tables and I told this woman that it was NOT my job to clean them up, they were not my section. This "woman" was a classmate and friend of mine from HS. :eek: :rolleyes: :mad: I totally thought she was just joking around with me....well she complained to my boss behind my back.
*Bit into a very bloody piece of chicken from a quesadilla.

That is freaking disgusting... I am so sorry

Gotten attacked by a peacock at the zoo.

saying something i should never have said...not so cool at all !

Two of my guy friends threw me into the big fountain in the front of Great America (Chicagoland amusement park) in front of about 100 people. I went in completely-head under and all. For the rest of the day, people kept coming up to me and telling me that it was the funniest thing that they had ever seen.

-I was doing a presentation and my pants dropped in front of my entire high school... lesson: ALWAYS wear a belt
-Chugged a half of a jug of a bottle of vodka when they announced the Florida went to Bush in November. I ended up in the hospital and now I cant drink vodka (prob. a good thing)
-Wrote nasty letters to everyone in my high school about everything that was wrong with them and all the gossip about them. I was confused and evil.

Fell off a treadmill at the gym...actually flew off is a more accurate description.

Drank so much in Vegas when I turned 21 that I stripped down to my underwear and was running around the hotel room in front of people I had just met.

Lost my purse/car keys/wallet/phone on my birthday last year and had to get the locks change in my house and car AND get a new phone and ID. It was about a $700 adventure.

Geez...a lot.
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threw up all over my 4th grade teacher. three times.