In this thread we spout lines from Britcoms
 

"You know that stuff they're selling now at the local shop, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Well, you know, I can't believe it's not butter! Then yesterday I bought this other stuff, like a sort of home brand, you know. Well, I can't believe the stuff that is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and I can't believe that both I Can't Believe it's Not Butter and the stuff I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe they both might be butter ... in a cunning disguise. And in fact there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was."

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"It's LaCroix, darling!"




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"His name is Rick. With a silent P."

"I can speeek Eeengleeesh. I learned it from a boook."

Jeff: In the event of Steve's death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. And he's pledged to do the same for me. That's how close we are!

Susan: You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?

Jeff: Who said destroy? "Remove."

Susan: Yeah, well you wouldn't keep them... would you?

Jeff: It's a perk.

Susan: Oh, Jeff...

Jeff: That's the beauty of it, you see? Your best friend's dead, but there's a bright side!

"Are you free, Mr. Humphries?"

"I'm FREEEEEEEEEE!!"

Oh smeggin' hell!


.....Kelly :)

"The booo-KAAAY residence, the lady of the house speaking!"

(yes, I know it is really spelled Bucket)

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"It's my sister Violet, who has a sauna, Mercedes, and room for a pony!"


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"If there's one thing I can't stand it's snobbery and one-up-manship. People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."

Eddy: What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me there is a thin person just screaming to get out!

Mother: Just the one, dear?

:D

He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead, Dave.

(Bonus points for the above usage of "smeg!" "Red Dwarf" is the best!)

"You and me baby, like drunk monkeys!!"

Hell yeah, Are You Being Served! I love that show!

"manuel, there is too much butter on those trays."

"que'?"

"there is too much butter on those trays!"

"no, senor; not on, dos, traze; uno, dos, trace."

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David Brent: If a good man comes to me, and says thank you David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you.



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Gareth: I'm assistant regional manager.
David Brent: Assistant to the regional manager.


.....Kelly :)

David Brent: I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.


Interviewer: When was the last time you had an actual girlfriend?”
David: I don’t look on it as when. I look on it as who, and why.