How do I grow a booty?
 

i think i need some junk in the trunk. sitting on my butt at work all day on a hard chair dosent help. what should i do? buy the buns of steel workout video? eat more?

Just buy booty seeds from the plant store and plant the seeds and it will grow.

Just do like everyone else and take the easy way out- go out buy you a good booty.

Save your money because I'll give you some of mine graciously! :p :D

Stuff wash towels in your pants.

I saw a woman with a great booty and asked her how she got that booty. She told me that she uses a treadmill with a moderate to high incline for 30 minutes. She also takes the stairs instead of an elevator. I don't know if that would work for you.

Also, I never use the word booty. ;)

me neither. Whenever I hear it, I think of a pirate's "booty'.

-squats
-stairmaster
-like Cream said, treadmill on an incline -- you can also use one of the ellipticals without arm things that does an incline

Hm, I should follow my own advice because I have no ass. :(

They may be "in style" right now, but sooner or later, smaller will be better - and it's harder to lose it than gain it!

At least, I keep telling myself that, as I'm among the booty-impaired...

Please don't let them go out of style! I'll start feeling fat again...

(p.s. big 'booties' still aren't stylish in Europe...I think I'm moving to America indefinitely)

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought

Why would anyboy ask advice on how to get a fatter butt

Now I understand it means to firm up that area.

Youngsters and their slang ;)

Re: How do I grow a booty?
 

Eat a lot of mexican and soul food.

I didn't know guys worried about such things. Good to know that guys are self-conscious about how their booties look too.

You should check out urbandictionary.com

-Rudey

ellipticals, especially with the resistance up, can definitely make your ass big (works the gluts) but mostly on the lower 'height' settings.

this is why i laugh at the girls at the gym (who generally have brutal 'softball body') who mock girls who do the elliptical at lower than max resistance . . . insert the *the more you know* music here