Friday's joke
 

Students in a Purdue writing class were told they had to write a story._ The story must be as short as possible and contain the following three components:

1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3) Mystery

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class._ This was it:

"Good God, I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"

A few years ago when I was Production Manager at an NBC owned TV station, one of my diehard playboy bachelor directors came in one day and said, "Please listen to the next sentence closely, there is a lot of information in it."

"I need tomorrow off to go to the OBGYN with my fiance."