Shaq the Undercover Agent
 

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Anybody else think this is a bad idea? Isn't the point of being an undercover agent is to be low key?

If you are 7 feet plus and 330 pounds, I doubt that you can really be incognito. :p

I thought he was going to be undercover online though...trying to bust sex offenders and the like for their activity online.

I don't think there's ANY way he could be undercover if anyone could see him.

Secret Agent Shaq...Secret Agent Shaq

They've given you a number and taken away your name!

(cue: Theme from S.W.A.T.)

"Time to wonder, what it must be like... to strap on a gun, pin on a badge, and become..."

A LAWMAN!!!!!

(Those who are familiar with "The Greaseman" will recognize the beginning of one of his classic 'bits'! :D)