Freshman Jumps, Falls 12 Feet at Dartmouth Fraternity Party
 

An intoxicated underage Dartmouth freshman apparently jumped out of a fraternity house window and fell 12 feet. Sober monitors at the party called police. The freshman is apparently in good condition, luckily, according to the article:

http://www.thedartmouth.com/article....=2005040401010

Edited to add: The article's detail about someone peeing out a window in the direction of the police reminded me of some GCers' observations that GLOs might want to emphasize expansion at smaller colleges with more rigorous academic standards and . . . oh ... uh.... [cough] never mind.

sounds like parts of a plan were in place and did work.
however, the underage wrist band is a bit shady.