Talk shows
 

You always have to wonder, why do people get suprised when their lover, family, or friend tell them what they want to tell them. I mean, if a girlfriend told me that we will be a guest for Jerry Springer, it either mean:

(1)She's a man
(2)She's a prostitue
(3)She's sleeping with a family member
(4) She's related to me
Ricki Lake:
(1) I have a child
(2) She's sleeping around
(3) She's related to me

Yeah, I used to wonder too, until I worked at a company that had ALOT of people that should have been on those shows!! If they're not bright enough to stay out of some of those situations then they're probably not bright enough to figure out what's going on when they go to the talk show. Just my theory.

You forgot about the 4th show "Is it a HE or a SHE?"

To be fair, if you're going on Oprah, you're probably going to get something very, very nice (i.e. a trip, a car, a make-over, new stuff)