Mudslides at the house
 

so the house is on a hill. the ENTIRE street above us has been red tagged for about a few weeks now. The City of Pomona has worked diligently to prevent their houses from falling. You know, since if those houses fall...they will collapse on OUR HOUSE.

whats funny was that the City Mayor came by to everyones house and asked us to evacuate immediately. Then once they found out we are a fraternity house, and that we are only renting...they said, " oh no its ok you don't have to move out". haha jackass.

so, being the bunch of drunks that we are, we have decided to throw a MUDSLIDE party at the house. You can only guess what the drink of the night is.

Luckily I live on the 2nd floor.

Yeah, we do a little something like that here. It's called a Hurricane party. Stop acting like you came up with an innovative idea. I'm getting sick of you and your great ideas.

P.S. I hope your house collapses with you in it. How do you like them apples?

Pshh- Florida gets hurricanes once a week.
How often do you get a mudslide?

Hurricanes are better drinks (assuming you make them like they do in New Orleans) than mudslides, but this weekend is all about my 50-50 cranberry juice & Everclear.

Time to return to the midterm paper (halfway done at 1:15AM!!)