Where have you gone my friend?
 

Oh I miss you friend. Growing up, I used to sneak up in the middle of the night to watch you. I had to make sure my parents were alseep. You were a very good friend of mine. You introduced me to boobies. A blonde hair girl with big boobies will be running, then she tripped, afterward, she gets slashed in half by the killer. Now, we are stuck with a new version of you. Instead of having full blown violence and nudity, we are stuck with a PG-13 version of you. My friend, please come back. I need you to be back to the slasher flick of old. Please bring back your R version.