What You Are
 

Here's a website that's pretty funny. Just click each of the boxes and it'll tell you what you are.

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html


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I'm a "pathetic cab driver who loves to fistfuck tigers"

but I think I'm going with my second results:

"monumental goddess who loves to stomp samurais"

"you are a diseased doughnut who loves to fatten hooters"

I'm a "punctual hooch who loves to grow toes".

"you are a godly bicycle who loves to fuck giant tits"

"You are a punctual punk who loves to nibble nipples"

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:(

me too:(

Forbidden

I feel sad and excluded. :(

I'm a fucking hot hornball who loves to suck monster cocks.:p

or

A foxy vixen who loves to buy giant tits. :rolleyes:

or

A growthslutty ringtail fucker who loves to hoard hot bitches.:eek:

or A lecherous size queen who loves to locate hookers.

I need to stop this now.

Oh man....totally un PC...but kinda me...lol...no.

I'm a busty lobster who loves to hug sandwiches

:D