If you have to choose between the two
 

would you rather have a Japanese Elvis impersonator or an Indian Elvis impersonator as the priest in your wedding?

indian.

Japanese, hands down.

India Indian or Native American Indian?

japanese - specifically, takashi from revenge of the nerds

India

Japanese.

Hmmm... probably Japanese then ;)

I wanted a Black Elvis with motown singers in Vega$... But my husband did not..

So I guess the next best thing is a dark skinned bi-ethnic, cross dressing, Japanese-Indian Elvi...

This is a deal-breaker question: do these impersonators have their respective accents?

Hands down Indian then.

I'm thinking about Apu Nahasapeemapetilon singing Suspicious Minds, so Indian it is.

Seriously, if they have their accent, then Indian. :D

Japanese

Personally I love Japanese whore houses better than Indian ones. I think I'm going to also go with a Japanese Elvis.

-Rudey

Japanese. And I would like Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship to co-officiate.