Put Your War Speeches Here (your own please)
 

COME ! Make your own war speeches here !

Pretend what you would say to an army at your command at the front of what will be historys in the making!

"What the Hell are we doing here?"

Troops!!!
rabble rabble rabble!!!! and thus,

San Diemus High School Football RULES!!

"Did they give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"

Flush all the bombers, launch all the missiles, we're gonna go nuke the (insert enemy du jour) out of existence! :D

"Come on! Let's burninate the enemy!"

How about,

"Let's bomb this place into a parking lot and send the Marines to paint the stripes."

ETA:

Or, the ever popular quote from Vietnam...

"Let's bomb them back to the Stone Age."

"Troops remember the motto: Aut cursu, aut cominus armis 'either in the charge or hand to hand' for in that comes a glorious victory or a glorious death.... so piper play something inspirational.... battalion - fix bayonets...."

My brothers at arm, we are the last line of defense of these barbarians.

(general whisper to me)

These barbarians are intending to invade our soverign state.

(general whisper to me)

Oh all right, who is up for good old fashion pillaging?

It isn't mine, and it isn't a speech, but I always think of these lines from the theme of the movie "the Graduate" (no, it's not Mrs. Robinson)...

From Scarborough Fair, Canticle...

"On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves.
Washes the grave with silvery tears.
A soldier cleans and polishes a gun.
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call...

...War bellows blazing in scarlet battalions.
General order their soldiers to kill.
And to fight for a cause theyve long ago forgotten."