Nasty things you do to your friends (or used to)
 

This guy on the radio this morning said he used to enjoy flashing his anus to people whenever they wake up. Listening to this segment on the radio brought back some memories of nasty things I used to do to family and friends.

I've done a lot of gross things, but this memory stands out. In middle school me and my buddies used to pretend like we are going whisper in someone's ear, they would lean over to listen, but instead we spit out a bunch of chewed up sunflower seeds into their ear. :o :D

oh, this isn't what I thought it was about. never mind.

My roomie put cheese popcorn (the most repulsive assemblance of molecules on earth) in my bed. That's way grosser than an anus.

This is lame, but I used to make my friends drop their lolliops.

Works best after they FIRST start lickin' em.

I'd be driving with my friends, turn up the A/C on full blast, and proceed to burp or fart. I'd make sure that the power windows were disabled so they couldn't roll their windows down. Burping was best after I ate a sausage or something like that.

Haha I do that too. Or if it's cold out I'll roll down their window and lock the windows. OR touch my best friend with my feet cuz she hates feet.

one of my best friends is grossed out by cotton balls and belly buttons...so one time we held her down and put cotton into her belly button...it was SO funny!!!

I threw a roach in this girl's hair, but then she wasn't my friend. She was like an ex-friend who I hated.

We also used to send her large, onion pizzas all the time and then watch out the window as the pizza guy showed up at her house.

I do this now...my best friend is really freaked out by long toenails - let me stop here and explain something. By long I mean toenails that extend at all past the end of the toe. This girl was so freaked out by long toenails that she used to clip her toenails until her toes bled just to "train" her feet not to let her toenails grow too long. - back to the story...so I always point out toenails in movies. It's bad because after I do that, she can't watch anything else in the movie but the toenails!

The movie that comes to mind is "What Lies Beneath" when Michelle Pfeiffer is walking down the stairs - her toenails are "long" according to my friend. She HATES that movie!

When one of us is sleeping on the couch or laying there watching football....one of us will walk by and fart in the other's face.

When I was in highschool my brother would piss me off by having a full cup of copenhagen spit and then putting it in my car in the middle of the day. With the way the sun is in florida, your shit stinks worse than a dirty girl on her period.

that's disgusting............the copenhagen and the dirty girl thing. When I was little my dad's friend came to visit us and I ran out to say high to him...........well when he opened the door I guess he didn't see me standing there because he threw his entire spit cup of nasty snuff all over me. YUCK..................to this day, that smell makes me puke.