Bushes = Thetas!??!!?!
 

Did y'all know the Bushes are Thetas? CUZ like I totally heard that the Bush twins AND their moms were like Thetas THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!

Let's make sure to discuss this fact in every political thread for the next four years mmmmmmkay??! Despite if it has no relevance whatsoever to the topic at hand!!!


BABS AND JENNA 4 PREZ in 2020!!!!

but isn't barbara the first a Pi Phi?? does that have any bearing on anything??

WHOA! That means that Jeb should be elected too since he's related to those Thetas!

OMGFYI Barbara Bush (the old one...like she's all wrinkly and crap) is a Pi Beta Phi...so of course anyone related to the Bush family should be elected. THEY R SOO KEWLIEZ!

Laura - theta @ SMU
Barbara - theta @ Yale
Jenna - theta @ UT-Austin

You guys, LIBBY DOLE! TRI DELT! OMG!

It's too bad I was like 13 when her husband was running for president . . . otherwise I could have been all about that.

WHAT WHAT! GO GREEK & MARRY A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

ANN COULTER IS A DG!!!

WITH THOSE CREDENTIALS SHE COULD TOTALLY BE PREZ!!!

OMG! I heard George Bush's brother's wife's sister's cousin's husband's sister is a ZTA. I'm totally voting for W now!!!!

GREEK LOVE!!!!

btw, Bob Dole is KAPPA SIG and so is my boyfriend. This means I now love Bob Dole! YAY!

whoa...do you know what that means?

WE COULD ALL BE PREZ!!!11111

THIS IS TOTALLY MY PLAN.

LOOK FOR ME IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN THIRTY YEARS YALL WHEN I AM OLD AND WRINKLY.

eeewwww....please use botox...THINK OF THE KIDS!

AND THE PUPPIES!

BOTOX IS NOT GOOD FOR POLITICAL FIGURES AND THOSE RELATED TO THEM -- look at Mr. Kerry!

I shall age gracefully . . . well, at least, naturally. IF BARBARA CAN DO IT SO CAN I.

"BARNEY! BARNEY!"

Cheney's wife is a Theta too I believe