Tall Tales of moe.ron
 

I heard that moe.ron killed a man with nothing but a pair of nail clippers and a Bee Gees vinyl album.

Re: Tall Tales of moe.ron
 

arya once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

Really? I heard that he likes to watch dogs going at it while he sits & drinks a beer.

I heard he likes to run up and down the streets naked while talking like Yoda.

If you say moe.ron's name 13 times while looking into a mirror in a dark room, you can summon Beelzebub himself.

LMAO!!! That was him??? He went by my neighborhood last week doing just that while the girls & I sat on the lawn & laughed at his "shortcomings"

arya and i went out for a drink one day, and walked around and around but weren't able to find a bar. we finally reached a vacant lot, and he made me sit down, saying "we're here." We sat for 8 months, until some guys showed up with some wood and started a building. Sure enough, they built the bar right around us - we took a shot of whisky as soon as it opened, then arya burned the place down, screaming "ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM"

I heard he once killed a man in Vegas, just to watch him die.

I heard he had a big blue ox named Babe, oh, and that he used to walk around the countryside planting apple trees.

yeah i heard the character of 'johnn appleseed' was based on arya, but they added the apples and took out the raping men.









(moe.ron, not a cut on you, it's from a bill brasky skit i swear!)

I heard that arya once crafted a boat out of plywood and buffalo hide and sailed across the Pacific, just to get some decent teryaki chicken.

I heard that Arya single handedly killed the entire Botswanan mafia with a red Swingline stapler because one of them insulted Pink Floyd.

They say arya did two tours of Vietnam . . . one day I was eating at a diner in texas and my waiter was an 8 foot tall, 400 pound asian man. I asked him his name - sure enough, it was ho dang arya!

Once I saw moe.ron drinking coffee at a Starbucks that was inside a Walmart.

moe.ron taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.