What would you do
 

if I decided to come to your room with 30 smurfs?

I'd start 30 threads on GC.

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d*ck? "

Re: What would you do
 

i'd stab a man in the heart.

I don't have d*ck but I still have plenty of reason for living. :p

I'd put them to work cleaning up this place!:p

Lock the door before they arrived.

Re: What would you do
 

SCREAM! Its a nightmare come true.

i suppose tap a keg with blue beer. they might as well feel at home.

then where did the baby smurf's come from? how are more smurf's born???
:confused:

Asexual reproduction? :D

You must be a youngen...

Smurfs are born once in a blue moon. When a blue moon occurs, a baby smurf appears. A blue moon is when the second of two full moons which occur in one month.

Dee

ETA: Since I figured some would question the validity of this claim...I googled some evidence:

smurf stuff