Call your mommy, it works everytime
 

so earlier today I saw a very cute girl named Brenda before my class. I said hello to her and we chatted. She then decided to go buy a drink so I walked with her. We sat down and chatted for a while. I noticed she was studying for something with flashcards so I helped her out. Well we started chatting more than studying. I was getting signals from her by the certain questions she was asking me and the way she looked at me when I responded...either that or she is a fake ass bitch! well, the latter is probably not true. anyways, so after a while I decide to let her study. so I am just chillin at the table reading the campus newspaper who so happened to mention my chapter yet AGAIN btw. anyways, around this time, I figure. hey, this is a GREAT time to call my mom. ;) So I call my mommy, and ask her how she is doing and what has she been up to...and oh i miss her. and then ended the call with a "i love you".

well, after the call, Brenda looks at me with her head tilted and goes " you are so adorable".

DING DING DING...we have a winner!

so before class, she asked me if she could see my phone. so I hand it to her. well as of 20 minute ago, I check my phone and guess whose number appears in my phone. yeah...you guessed it. HERS.


ok am I wrong for using the mommas boy trick as bait? psh. whatever works works right?

alright. so this is for all your GC dudes out there. Women, I'm sorry if this offends you but hey. It works, and if you have manipulated in the past with this trick, I am sorry.

guys, just realize that you can only use this trick as a "closer" to seal the deal with a chick. you cant just randomly walk around near a chick and call your mom. it wont work. plus the girl has to show interest in you, just read the signs, the body language. when I saw her head tilted, I knew she took the bait.

am I going to hell? probably. but, I am catholic. I will just go to confession. loopholes baby!


ETA: This same trick worked on Rudeys mom!

As long as the relationship with your mom is genuine...Did you say "I love you" and have your mom ask "What? Who the hell is this?"

I have no problems with the "trick", but if it's not a true relationship, your punk ass will eventually get found out!

PS: Her name is Brenda? Why do I think of a sassy, gold-clad, long fingernail wearin' Jewish bubbie??? LOL

Okay Bobby, seriously, if a guy did that in front of me, I would think he was the biggest Mama's boy. That would be the end of his chance with me.

Ick.

Re: Call your mommy, it works everytime
 

Basically she thinks you're handicapped or retarded and need your mom a lot probably.

-Rudey
--That's what my mom said about you

Rudey, you know you used that trick on my dad.

And you need to shorten you damn signature.

good BUbblz! I don't want you anyways!

Well, I admit that it's cute and that I probably would've fell for it also. :o

No I told your dad I would make him rich and famous.

-Rudey

yeah bobs, i can vouch for this - you didn't wonder why your dad was iced like kobe's wife?

:p

It's okay, I don't want you either! ;)

By the way, why are you macking on other girls when you have a girlfriend? Hmmm???

Time zone rules

Its a clever ideas, but generally I am not interested in the kind of girl that would be impressed with me calling mom . . . but if you are, thats not a bad way to weed them out.

For some reason I picture a short plump girl that would say, awwwwwwwwww a lot responding to that.

Huh? Why would you picture that?

I'd fall for it. I think its so cute when guys love their moms. It's even cuter if they're like "love you mom." Awww

I don't know, its not an empirical observation, I just picture really nice soft girls with a traditional outlook being the most responsive to that :)

We can leave out plump if you like, since you said you would fall for it and you are far from plump ;)