Buzzing Sex Toy Causes Airport Shut Down
 

BRISBANE, Australia -- The buzz in Brisbane wasn't a bomb -- but a vibrator.

An Australian airport was shut down for almost an hour Monday, when someone reported a strange humming noise coming from a garbage can. Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said it was "rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously."

Police ordered an evacuation while they investigated.

After about 45 minutes the security alert was canceled. It turned out that someone had tossed out an adult sex toy.

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FYI for anyone with electric toothbrushes.

When going on a trip, make sure you take out the batteries.

My carry on was dropped onto the table and lo and behold it started buzzing. I raised a few eyebrows with the TSA guys and I was the butt of their jokes on my way to Newark.

Way funny!

Almost as funny is my mother's story of having her carry-on bags searched. The woman who was searching pulls out her diaphragm case and holds it up really high and asks in a loud voice, "what's this?" She was not too happy about that one.

Re: Buzzing Sex Toy Causes Airport Shut Down
 

When'd you go to Australia?

-Rudey

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I go once a year to throw away old sex toys. Ya know.

Re: Re: Re: Buzzing Sex Toy Causes Airport Shut Down
 

You don't re-use them like folks on GC?

-Rudey

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Maybe if they went down to Australia they wouldn't have to re-use them.