Today's Kerry joke:
 

John Kerry and George W. Bush are running, and Kerry falls behind in the polls.

Teresa hits Kerry over the head, crushing him, and says, "Ketchup!"

That was cute! :D

Re: Today's Kerry joke:
 

Tell us how you really feel about Kerry.

Re: Re: Today's Kerry joke:
 

Kerry is scary (and his wife too)

Yes, but Bush signed the Patriot Act.

I can forgive him for the War in Iraq. I can forgive him for the lack of WMD's. I can forgive him the torture it is to watch him give a speech.

I can't forgive him for facilitating a Law thats an end run around the Bill of Rights.

And I won't forgive him for signing a law, the proponents of which defend by saying: "Well if you don't have anything to hide, why should you care if we watch you and make files about you?"

How can any of you call yourselves a conservative and support that?

Wow. you have a talent for spinning facts.

We all fear what you may be looking at in the library.