Ron Zook's mathematical viewpoint on success
 

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:


What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE that 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

I rest my case

Looks like fireronzook.com was shut down.

Nahh, it's still kickin. Everyone's pissed off about the UT/UF game.

It was down this afternoon. Tried to check it after I realized how negative UF fans had become. Y'all are almost as bat as Texas fans. Almost.