Writing Skills
 

Everyone has to write something to their loved ones, but lets go beyond the mushy hallmark type of cards with the phrases I am so happy I found love and will be with you forever blah blah.
Lets write EROTICA. honestly that is the type of love letters we will keep forever!!!

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holy fucking crap

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Bipartisan concurrance.

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You start BabyP-- or should we all head over to www.literotica.com to read your work?:D


-wendi

Good lord it's been said before and I'll say it again.

This chick has som major fucking issues.

Really? Someone said that in those words?

This isn't erotica - but its love.......


"There must have been moments even that afternoon when Daisy tumbled short of his dreams — no through her own fault but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion. It had gone beyond her, beyond everything. He had thrown himself into it with a creative passion…"

This little snippet comes courtesy of a Stephanie Plum book.

"...His hands were everywhere, exploring, caressing,...teasing. His mouth dropped lower, trailing a string of kisses to my navel, my belly, my....OMMIGOD"....

"One minute she was a thorn in his side and the next minute she was a lump in his throat and an ache in his groin."

From those noted romantics, Beavis and Butt-Head:

I just wanna feel every part of me, touching every part of you... huh huh...
especially your thingies. huh huh...
heh heh, huh huh...
that would be cool, huh huh...
ya know, baby. huh huh... i just wanna feel
myself... uh, uhhh... huh huh...

OK...... thus the story begins. This was inspired by "The Rocky Road"
****this is meant to be funny*****

Starla and Paris gossip over evening tea. The air is crisp and smells of a summer storm brewing. Paris and Starla spoke of their loved one, BobbyThDON.
BobbyThDON was definitely more man than most in several ways. One was much more noticeable than the others. While Starla and Paris had pondered whether the shoe size really fit the man, Paris imagined. His thought was the sort of fire that could sweep across a woman's body and leave her gasping. Part of her was drawn to that fire. Another part of her, the sensible Paris, said 'No way.'"
But Starla on the other hand........

Starla has carnal knowledge of the magic that BobbyThDon possessed in his loins. She recalled the hot summer nights he died in the flesh of her bosom. These thoughts danced in her head as she sipped the tea. Starla knew Paris would never approve her for membership if news of her and BobbyThDon had gotten out. For the afternnoon she had to be content as mild mannered daisy, the woman who never portrayed what a passion flower she was behind closed doors.

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He gave her two in the pink and one in the stink yesterday AND 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo tonight. He rocked her world like Van Halen.

-Rudey

I'd have to agree. This is about as cool as a clamato cocktail.

http://www.mottsclamato.com/images/newclamato.jpg