How does Fez do it????
 

How does that mofo do it? First the man is with Mandy Moore and now he's with Lindsay Lohan. Next it'll be Hillary Duff. Dang, I want some too.

Who is Fez?

Sorry, don't watch E!

Fez (foreign exchange student) is Wilmer Valderrama from "That 70s Show).


Personally I do think he is rather good looking (off the show).. he doesnt really talk that way or look that way either of course.

A bunch of my guy friends have asked this same question.. its just one of those things like some girls that my guy friends find attractive I dont think they are at all.

Fez is a geek. Fez is not getting the girls.
Wilmer is. Off the show, he's way more attractive.

Wilmer is so so so so hot.

Let's just say that some girls like it when it snows in the winter.

-Rudey

Guess he doesn't anymore!
 

Re: Guess he doesn't anymore!
 

WOO HOOO!!

Now me and Big Willie can get together :D :D

Looking at Lindsey Lohan makes me want to gouge my eyes.

She's looking more and more orange everyday. Stay away from the self-tanner, Lindsey.

I still like her more than Hillary Duff, the Olsen Twins, Avril, and Britney combined...but not as much as Jessica Simpson.

YES INDEED HE IS! :D

He is also a really nice guy, that is how he does it.

so I clicked on one of the links on the "Lohan's Beau - No!" site and found Britney's honeymoon poem. Make it stop.

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/pics/lindsaylohan.jpg

Nuh nuh-uh, oh yeah, OH NO!
Fix yourself girl, you gots a CAMEL TOE!

(and obvious implants but they didn't go with the song)

My ex-boyfriend's pledge name was Fez because he so strongly resembled Wilmer Valderrama. He kinda had a Fez-like personality when he was drunk, as well.

He was a pretty thing, but he was MEAN.