bodily functions
 

OK I know this is a normal part of everyday life, but there is a guy in my office who every day takes a dump in the bathroom directly across from my office. No biggy because he always leaves the door closed after he comes out. UGH!!! Not today. It was so bad I had to close my office door!!!! Anyone else ever deal with this? LOL.

No, thankfully I've never had to deal with anyone elses bodily functions in the work place.

There was a guy in my grade 5 class who would pass gas constantly in class. It was quite revolting.

I'm sorry but this thread made me LMAO!

I thought it was a rule to never do #2 in a public place,lol. He could at least take some spray in there with him.

The sad thing was there WAS spray in there. It was still revolting LOL. I would have closed the bathroom door myself but I couldn't make it out of my office to even do that LOL!!!!!

Sometimes when you spray something after taking a dump, it makes things worse.

especially that cheap floral spray. ugh. i am a fan of leaving matches in the bathroom for those who may need them. better for people to think someone is smoking in there and save us all. LOL.

I thought it was always a rule to take a dump on company time.

Re: bodily functions
 

Off the top of my head I can think of a co-worker that used to do the same thing you're talking about but he would take like 5 Ds a day and leave the door open. We finally confronted him and told him to close it. He's lactose intolarant but he would walk around eating blocks of cheese, which we believe led to the dumpitude. We used to keep a tally of how many times a day he stunk up the office.

Moving right along, 4 of my friends work together in the accounting department of a huge company. They're all guys and some of the stories they tell are hilarious. One of the guys on their floor is this overweight older man, and when he goes to drop a deuce he takes his shirt off, throws it over the stall door, and goes to town. That's by far the funniest one. They had some other good ones but I can't really think of them right now.

Re: bodily functions
 

Yes. When I worked at TGI Friday's the general manager always fumigated the place.......she was a pretty petite lady around 90 lbs., lol.