Funny Quiz
 

Test yourself!!!! There's some accuracy to it.



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Your Sex Sign is Gemini!


You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.





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That depends on the next miss-cashmoney. :p

Tarus

ME= ARIES

Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.

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You may have had a late start to sex, but that doesn't mean you do it like a newbie.
You seem outwardly conservative to some, but you are incredible in bed!
You don't sleep around. Or kiss and tell.

Capricorn, you seem cool, collected, and complex - but underneath it all you are a sizzling sexpot.
You are a complete challenge for anyone.
Your aloofness is a dare, and your stunning good looks are a powerful attractor.

You consider power to be a total turn on.
You are attracted to powerful people and the things they give you.
No short-term love affairs for you.
You like security, and you don't consider yourself cheap.

Capricorns are usually late sexual bloomers.
They are positively stunning when they hit their late twenties.
It's difficult to know just how old you are.
Everyone tries to guess - and everyone gets it wrong.

Though your attitudes toward sex are outwardly conservative, you are the most satisfying sex partner anyone's ever had.
And you never kiss and tell!

You are very concerned that pleasure be shared.
Your favorite foreplay activity is 69, and during sex you like to be on top.

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Most of this is inaccurate ESPECIALLY the bolded part. I'm a Gemini on the real. NUFF SAID!

Imperial1

Mine is Taurus.

Some stuff was right on, some was like :eek: LOL

Your Sex Sign is Aquarius!
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups.
You're a typical "trysexual"... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried.
You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.

Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.

You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the "seekers" of the Zodiac.
You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.

Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.

You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.

You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

I'm an Aries.

Your Sex Sign is Scorpio!
If you've done it, you've aced it.
You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.
You're great at talking dirty and getting down!
The catch: you never share.
One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!


very very true!!!

:D Funny.





I just realized the people in my gemini pic are having a threesome. :rolleyes: