How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
 

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the "memo" area of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks or capital letters

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"


19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Too funny, NP! The sad thing is that none of the things on your list would be too terribly out of character for me :)

Now that was funny, thanks NinjaPoodle.

hehehehe...cute!

My personal favourite is nonchalantly removing the divider bar inbetween the groceries on the conveyer belt at the supermarket. It's funny to watch people's reactions - some laugh, some look confused and some looked panicked as if I might "accidentally" buy their groceries.

.....Kelly :)

Very funny indeed!

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got to love them all. scary how many of them fit all of us.
let me add one: you ae excited that there will soon be a dallas cowboys channel with all cowboys all the time 24-7.
that's frightening.

WOW!!! Is it only avalible in Texas?:eek:

Time to send those nice-looking men in the white coats who are holding a jacket with curiously long sleeves... :D

Never happen... 'cause then Houston will demand parity by having a 24/7 Houston Texans channel and then it'll spill over to Austin where they'll demand a UT Shorthorns channel, and before long the Aggies don't wanna be left behind (WHOOP! Saw 'Varsity's horns off!)... you get the idea! :)