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In This Thread, We Chat Using Really Bad Pick-Up Lines
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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are you from Memphis, cause you are the only Ten I See
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name George?
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That must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!
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baby you must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day
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Would you like me to pick you up for breakfast, or should I just roll over and nudge you?
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You must have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.
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Is your underwear made in space because your ass is out of this world!
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Man: Wow, that's a really great dress you're wearing; but, do you know what would look good on you? Me.
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Is your daddy a thief? cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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Do you have a lot of overdue library books?
Because you have FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE written all over you! (actually said to me at the Rasmussen Library at UAF) |
That shirt looks good on you, but it'd look better on my floor.....
(I actually said this to a guy friend when I was wasted one night...we went out for 2 years!):D |
Those pants look good on you, but they'd be better around your ankles.
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what's your sign? .... (a golden oldie)
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Somewhat piggybacking off Bobby (sorry babe) but this one was actually used w/ me years ago. LOL
"Baby, did you get a speeding ticket this morning? You got FINE written all over you." |
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