Was he really THAT bored??
 

Talk about caught in the act!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...c&e=9&ncid=757

He wasn't bored, just in a fowl mood.

:eek:

DeltAlum is cracking me up today. I could not imagine being bored enough to try anything like that. :eek:

He was too busy choking the chicken. :p

Some guys just can't be satisfied with one chick, especially if they are hen-pecked!

Pun alert! Pun alert!

I wish that I could think of some puns to contribute.

Aw c'mon Peaches-n-Cream-don't be chicken!

That's a paltry thing to say. :p

Muhahahahahaw!

Good one! :D

OK I'll try.

I've heard of go f*ck a duck, but this is ridiculous!

Sorry it was the best I could do. :p

And now, a trip back to 6th grade....

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerb*ng an orangutan
Orgy at the zoo!!!


I had no idea we'd fall so fast! :)

Oh my dayums. . . never heard that one before.

I heard this somewhere else and I thought they were pullin my leg.

I know he really didn't think he'd have a wing and a prayer of makin it happen.

I sure hope they didn't sell that chicken to the meat market. Yuck.