Write your own epitaph!
 

I don't think this thread has been done yet...

So, what would you want your tombstone to say?

Here's mine:

"Who knew hot girls could be so nice?!" :)

No, really... probably just "Loved and loved much" would be good.

"No better friend - No worse enemy"

I don't know actually I have to think about it.

I finally get to sleep late.

While I'm not sure what I want on my headstone, I can tell you what I DON'T want on it...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp

"Ready one, Take two. Oh Hell, fade to black."

It's a TV director thing.

TOOOOOO Funny!!! Ex-wife and Mistress are two creative women :)!

Hysterical!

Supposedly, in Key West there is a waitress (I think she was a waitress!) who was also a hypochondriac whose tombstone reads, "I told you I was sick."

LOL :D

ETA

No epitaph for me. I'm being cremated.

"I'm not here, go look somewhere else"

That's what I want. I thought that I was original.

She only looked sweet and innocent :)

Either DeltAlum's "Ready One, Take Two. Oh, Hell, fade to black."

or

"Thin at last. Thin at last. Thank God Almighty! I'm thin at last!"

Oh I am SO going to HAUNT you!

If you can read this... You're standing on my grave!