Fill in the Blank: In Honor of Mother's Day...
 

No Matter How Hard I Try,
I Cannot Get My Mother to Understand __________________


If I'm upset, then I'm upset and I'll tell you (speaking generally about others, not her) I'm upset. :rolleyes: :D




(Borrowed from the TJMS)

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To call me after 7PM on my cell as it is FREE at 7PM not 6:45 or 6:59PM....7PM mommy....that is 7 o'clock (your time and mine)

That just because she gives me advice, it is just that, advice. I am still going to do what I want to do. I'm a grown a$$ woman now.

...that she can no longer fight my battles (although it's sweet that she still wants to :) .

..that the clothes and sneakers I pack up for Salvation Army are off limits!! LOL...she's a funny lady..:D

Good One
 

I can not get my mother to understand how to leave a message on my voice mail.
That I'm grown.
That I'm my own woman.

A time that we do not talk about how I look physically. Like who has the body image problem??? Can't you be satified with the way I look no matter what??? And why am I trying to make you happy so that you love me more??? This is driving me nuckin' futs!!!

... that I am an independent woman. I always have been and always will be. I like my own space. It's not you, but I don't want people all up in my face sometimes.

That I have the message center at home and NOT an answering machine so yelling "Hello...baby? Are you there? It's your mamacita" isn't going to get me to pick up the phone because I can't hear it.

Deltabrat, that is way too HILARIOUS!!!!!



I can't get my mom to understand that I want to talk to her MORE often. I feel really envious when my friends complain about their moms calling them TOO often. I wish we would talk everyday...even if it's just to say, "I love you. Now, bye."

...that I am truly am a woman now and that she must let go.

Wow...that's really nice!

I wish my mother would only call me like once a month. I don't know anyone that can make me go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds like my mother. I wish she would understand that I am grown now, and I don't need her approval nor do I need unsolicited advice. I wish she would understand that the reason why I don't tell her stuff is because she will hold it over my head later. I wish she'd understand that just because I don't talk to her everyday doesn't mean that I don't love her...I just have to love her from a distance. I wish she'd realize that her husband is the reason we aren't close. Ummm...I think I better stop now :o.

Duhhh!!! This is one for the HC section. How come it JUST dawned on me that I don't have to sit around waiting for her to call me? I guess the telephone does work both ways. If I wanna speak to her everyday, I should probably call her and tell her that.
I was sitting around pouting, and being spoiled. Oh Miss. Mocha, grow up and go call your momma!

Thanks AKA2D for this thread. I'm over here cracking up at myself. I need to get real. (Dr. Phil would be so proud of me.).