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TO ALL THE WONDERFUL WOMEN I KNOW
Subject: To all the wonderful women I know!
> > > By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his Sixth day of working > overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much > time on this one?" > > And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? > She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable > parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap > that can hold two children at one time and that disappears when she > stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to > a > broken heart, and have six pairs of hands." > > The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs > of > hands! No Way!" said the Angel. > > The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's > the > three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!" > > "And that's just on the standard model?" The Angel asked. > > The Lord nodded in agreement. "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see > through > the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even > though > she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head are to see > what > she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. > > And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for > looking > at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or > her > without even saying a single word." > > The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. > Wait > until tomorrow to finish." > > "But, I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this > creation > that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she > is > sick AND can feed a family on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine > year > old to stand in the shower. " > > The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her > so > soft, Lord." > > "She is soft", Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have > no > idea what she can endure or accomplish." > > "Will she be able to think? ", asked the Angel. > > The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be > able > to reason, and negotiate." > > The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the > woman's > cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. > > I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." > > "That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!" > > "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked. > > The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, > her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her > pride." > > The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of > everything, > for women are truly amazing." > > Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry > hardships, > they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. > > They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. > They cry > when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for > what they believe > in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer, > when they > believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their > children can have > them. > > They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love > unconditionally. > > They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get > family > member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. > > They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. > > * Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, > fly, walk, > run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! > > Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give > compassion and ideals. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. > > Pass it along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they > are. > > > |
That is soooo sweet, Thank You, I'ma go give my man some for that.
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