Get rid of my pigeons
 

I am not the bird man of alcatraz.

They keep me up.

I watch movies and I hear pigeons.

I can't walk onto my terrace because these flying rats have covered the floor with their droppings.

What do I do? I don't want to hurt these ass eating little shytsers.

-Rudey

Buy a fake owl to put on the terrace. They are supposed to be afraid of owls.

Re: Get rid of my pigeons
 

I don't know why that cracks me up.. :D I agree on the owl thing, just make sure you move it every few months or so, or the pigeons will get wise to it.

Buy a bb gun.



Just kidding. I think the owl thing should work. It's worth a try, anyway.

Some of you might recall i had a problem with raccons a few years back. I found antifreeze to be somewhat effective.

Sick bastard. OK I don't know where you all live, but I don't exactly have owl stores around me.

-Rudey

No Owls 'R' Us in your neck of the woods? Some metropolis you live in.

Seriously, you can find them at Home Depot and those type stores.

Do you think a Chi O will lend me one? ;)

-Rudey

A sling shot and a 5 year old seemed to work on "Big Daddy"...;)

Haha I was going to say the same thing...;)

When the pigeons looks in the window...
 

and see this, they'll leave.
















http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkey...%20shotgun.JPG

I've got an extra owl.. how much you willing to pay? LOL

I have pigeons too !! YUCKY FILTHY FLYING RATS !! The little porch/landing area outside of my kitchen door is also leads to the next door neighboors kitchen door and there is a little ledge just above the neighbor's door where the birds like to sit (and last year built a nest below it) there is also bird droppings all over teh little porch because of these nasty creatures that I HAVE TO CLEAN because the neighboors don't ever come out there as I do. I go out there because there is also a door out there into my laundry room and one day I guess I accidentally left it open when returning with laundry adn the next time I went into the laundry area there was a freakin' Pigeon sitting on top of my dryer and he just "cooed" and came flying at me scared the bejebus out of me ! I HATE THESE ANIMALS !!!

Ya got pidgeons do yah?

In Oklahoma we call that free food!

Get the scattergun -- them's good viddles.

ha ha ha!

Sorry Rudy, I don't have an owl you can borrow.