Jessica Simpson and Donald Rumsfeld are friends
 

No I am not kidding either....

Jessica's Political Favors
They say politics makes strange bedfellows, but when does "strange" veer off into "wacky"? Here's the answer: Preternaturally perky starlet Jessica Simpson is pals with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, one of the least perky government officials ever, reports Us Weekly. And the "Newlyweds" star plans to exploit their friendship for all it's worth (value still to be determined).

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/...px?news=156467

Ah, and truth is stranger than fiction!

hmm... i looooove jessica simpson... i really dislike rummy... this is all too confusing

and ps donald trump does owe jessica big time

That's real scary. but it could have been worse. It might have been Anna Nicole Smith and Rumsfeld as Friends.

Very.